I don't usually enjoy grading papers, but occasionally I get a truly spectacular answer. Last Friday, I was fortunate enough to get two. My class is nothing if not FULL of personality!
Hope these answers put a smile on your face.
(Sorry for the crummy pictures...phone photos.)
From a reading test...
Q: What kind of person is Cara? Explain your answer and support with details from the story.
A: If I had to describe Cara I would say she's Crazy with a capital C because who brings a snake into the library? I mean seriously do you know anyone who took a snake to the library? That's why I call her a crazy kid and I hope she's not a teenager because if she is it's going to be three times worse.
From a science test...
Q: A soil found in Texas has very small particles. When water was added, most of it stayed on the surface. The soil does does not have many nutrients. Would this soil be good for plants? Explain why or why not.
A: I think no because it doesn't have nutrients and for crying out loud water doesn't even go through!